What We Serve

Our Menu

Every item made with care, conviction, and a healthy dose of competitive spirit.

Signature Drinks

Latte Larry's House Roast

Latte Larry's House Roast

$4.50

Our signature drip. Always hot. Always fresh. Always better than next door.

The Spite Shot

The Spite Shot

$3.50

Double espresso. Pulled with conviction and a little resentment.

Vanilla Bullshit™

Vanilla Bullshit™

$6.00

A fancy vanilla latte. Jeff's favorite. We don't judge.

Espresso Classics

Cappuccino

Cappuccino

$5.00

Classic Italian style. Perfect foam ratio. Marty's go-to.

Cold Brew

Cold Brew

$5.50

24-hour steeped. Smooth, bold, and intentionally cold.

Almond Milk Latte

Almond Milk Latte

$6.00

Plant-based. Larry doesn't get it, but he respects your choices.

Pastries & Bites

Extra Dry Scone

Extra Dry Scone

$3.00

Moisture is the enemy. Crumbly perfection, as God intended.

The Mocha Joe

The Mocha Joe

$5.00

Iced coffee. Served cold, ironically. Named with love.

Avocado Toast

Avocado Toast

$9.00

It's LA. Of course we have avocado toast.